You'll have to improvise a bit here, as it isn't 100% accurate. It actually can be played better in the Key of C major with a capo on the II fret. Enjoy! D D7 I might lost my leg in the war G A7 What War? The War of love D D7 My girl's a real shark G A7 I'm not gonna try to uh debate it, not everybodys perfect D D7 G A7 My baby told me, "Darling if you can't get a pardon, better get a parole" D D7 G A7 I told her I'd be out by morning when the sun is down and with the money rolled G A7 D /C# D7 Ooh we, that gal's the gal for me G A7 D She loves me tenderly D D7 G A7 I walked with my brand new slacks and my hair slick back down to Donny's pier D D7 G A7 Donny wants me to buy him a bottle but I blew my wallet on a chandelier G A7 D /C# D7 All for my loving gal Eleanor G A7 D who loves the elderly G A7 D /C# D7 A bottle of scotch A dimesack and a diamond watch G A7 D Wouldn't you like that G A7 D /C# D7 A bottle of gin A typewriter and a violin G A7 D Wouldn't you like that (piano part) D D7 G A7 Whoa! James Felice on the piano. Real talent. Alright Jimmy that's enough let's wrap it up. G A7 D /C# D7 Ooh we, that gal's the gal for me G A7 D She loves me tenderly D D7 G A7 I left my blue-eyed lady and went with Tony Mercedes to the gambling room D D7 G A7 I lost my diamond watch but in the parking lot I took back again G A7 D /C# D7 Oh man you've got to understand G A7 D She loves me tenderly G A7 D /C# D7 A bottle of scotch A dimesack and a diamond watch G A7 D Wouldn't you like that G A7 D /C# D7 A bottle of gin (what)A typewriter and a violin G A7 D Wouldn't you like that G A7 D /C# D7 A sunny day, a shotgun and a Chevrolet G A7 D Wouldn't you like that G A7 D /C# D7 A painted scene of horses on the city green G A7 D Wouldn't you like that G A7 D /C# D7 A microwave, a pillbox and a jack of spades G A7 D Wouldn't you like that